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Looking for the best funny memes and quotes words. Here are 35 best funny quotes and sayings that will laugh at your face “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. “Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.”

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#1. “Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life, and your behavior decides who stays in your life.”

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#2. “Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.”

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#3. “Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”

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#4. “Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.”

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#5. “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”

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#6. “Go the extra miles it’s never crowded.”

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#7. “I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I can’t stick my head that far up my ass”

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#8. “In life, you will meet two kinds of people. Ones who build you up, and ones who tear you down. But in the end, you will thank them both.”

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#9. “Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.”

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#10. “It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful, yet everything is dying.”

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#11.  “You know how you can smack something to get it to work? I wish I could do that with people.”

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#12. “Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.”

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#13. “The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.”

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#14. “I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.”

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#15. “Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.”

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#16. “If at first, you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail, and try again.”

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#17. Top hilarious quotes that make you laugh till you cry “It’s been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I’m like, ‘Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?’ Because I’m trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up. John Mulaney

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“Believe you can & you’re halfway there.”

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#18. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

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#19. “Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you…”

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#20. “It’s hard to find a friend who is: 95% talented 96% funny 98% loving 99% intelligent and 100% sweet so don’t u dare… Lose me!!”

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#21. “I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actress…”

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#22. “If you hang out with chickens, you’re going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you’re going to fly.”

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#23. “Never make someone a priority, when all you are to them is an option.”

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#24. “Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.”

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#25. Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud “Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I’m being funny, but I’m reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we’re going down the tube. Joan Rivers

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“Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift!”

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#26. “Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.”

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#27. “I just checked my account balance at the atm. It printed me a coupon for ramen noodles.”

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#28. “A friend who understands your tears is much more valuable than a lot of friends who only know your smile.”

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#29. “You don’t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.”

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#30. “It’s always funny listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.”

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#31. Funny inspirational quotes about life “It’s such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you’re not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it. Johnny Depp

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“People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.”

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#32. “When people tell me “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver.”

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#33. “The biggest lie I tell myself is ‘I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it!’”

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#34. “I’m pretty sure if I smacked the stupid out of you there wouldn’t be anything left!!!”

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#35. “I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words”

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Funny quotes about life sayings “Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone. I realized I can do so much without you.”

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short funny quotes sayings “Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings. Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Love quotes and sayings Featured snippet from the web Timeless Quotes About Love: The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard but must be felt with the heart. Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. ‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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