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Funny Quotes and Sayings that will laugh at your face “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. “Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.”

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#17. Top hilarious quotes that make you laugh till you cry “It’s been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I’m like, ‘Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?’ Because I’m trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up. John Mulaney

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#25. Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud “Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I’m being funny, but I’m reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we’re going down the tube. Joan Rivers

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#31. Funny inspirational quotes about life “It’s such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you’re not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it. Johnny Depp

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Funny quotes about life sayings “Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone. I realized I can do so much without you.”

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short funny quotes sayings “Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings. Ellen DeGeneres

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