Always life without laughter would be so boring. Need some funny quotes to make a laugh for your friends? Laughing is the best way to kick off your day. Facebook would not be amusing enough to take any of the attention if it were not for humorous memes — you know: jokes and pictures that exist solely for simple amusement Just portraits and stylized food images will be Facebook, too. And Twitter? And? Don’t even start us. Don’t even start. In brief, the internet will be a cheerless wasteland with endless news updates, questionable analysis, and instant social networking outlets without any of the funniest content on the planet.
Funny Quotes Of The Day
1. When I die I want my last words to be, “I left a million dollars under the…”
2. I am unsupervised… for those that know me well, you would know that this could lead to all kinds of trouble!
3. I just got a cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. clearly my dog isn’t doing his part of the chores around here.
4. Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
5. Good thoughts being positive or negative are habits of thoughts that have a very strong influence on life. No negative thoughts allowed.
6. I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet… I get hungry.
7. we don’t receive wisdom, we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.
8. Funny quotes to make your day.
9. common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
10. Young enough t know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t stupid enough to do it anyway.
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11. If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt
12. I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone. Anonymous
13. “Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.” — Lord Byron
14. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Albert Einstein
15. You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared! Anonymous
16. “I”m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t stick my head that far up my a—.”
17. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain
18. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
19. “I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a f—ing lady.”
20. I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends. Walt Whitman
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21. Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
22. Don’t let anyone glide all over you. Once you let mo-fos slide, they start to think they can ice skate.
23. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West
24. The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’ Anonymous
25. There are many people in desperate need of high-fives. Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
26. Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin
27. What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Anonymous
28. Minions always tell it like it is. Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that ‘awesome’ ends with ‘me’ and ‘ugly’ starts with ‘u’.”
29. The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Arthur C. Clarke
30. Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? Anonymous
Funny Quotes — Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh
31. It’s safer to stick to old habits. I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was ‘I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.’
32. Sometimes the best way to make a meme is to come up with the most literal, obvious caption possible and then present it like you’re brilliant.
33. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
34. Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time… Anonymous
35. It’s the best kind of exercise. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch … I call it lunch.
36. The world needs a Grumpy Cat to be our mascot every Monday, because Garfield doesn’t hate Mondays quite enough for the modern worker.
37. The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Arthur C. Clarke
38. Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening. I wasn’t even listening. Anonymous
39. I bet guys can’t do this! “I hate men who say girls are ‘weak.’ Excuse me, but can you bleed for seven days straight and not die? I don’t think so.
40. All generalizations are false, including this one. Mark Twain
Fortunately, you can’t imagine that is a nightmare, thanks only to the fact that funny memes are everywhere. Here, we’ve compiled the most amusing memes of all time. Don’t worry: We kept everything SFW. Because if there’s one ironclad rule of the internet, it’s this: Never hunt for memes on the bad part.
Whenever something makes you mad, you can use Arthur’s Fist meme—easily one of the funniest memes of all time—to properly (and hilariously) express your emotions.
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