50 Funny Coffee Quotes with Best Images

These funny coffee quotes and short sayings will have you laughing while you reach for another cup. They are a must on Sunday, Monday or any day of the week. That’s why we’re here with coffee quotes that are not meant to talk you out of your, erm, habit, but to celebrate it. You just need a little more encouragement to make it through the day, try these quotes to cure your case of Mondays or good morning quotes to get your day off on the right foot. And if maybe, just maybe, you’ve over-caffeinated and can’t get to sleep, try our good-night quotes for a more peaceful slumber.

• Nothing hits quite as nicely as that first cup of coffee in the morning.

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Coffee lovers, rejoice! These funny coffee quotes will make you chuckle—whether you take your coffee black, with cream and sugar, or decaf.

• “I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences doing.”
• We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. – Jerry Seinfeld
• “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”

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• “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”
• “We want to do a lot of stuff. We’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.”
• It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry
• “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”

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• “I love how coffee fixes everything. Tired? Drink some coffee, headache? Drink coffee, cold? Drink coffee, someone makes you angry? But them in the head with the cup!”
• “I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.”

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“I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it.”

“Coffee! The most important meal of the day”

“Some girls just want to have fun. I just want to have coffee.”

“Be strong” I whisper to my coffee.”

“Procaffeinating (n) the tendency not to start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.”

“To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one’s fling from time to time, smoke one’s pipe, and drink one’s coffee in peace.”

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“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.”

“I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Baileys straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.”

“The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven’t had any yet”

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”

“Warning: Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity”

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“I haven’t had my coffee yet today, so… please don’t make me kill you, it will mess up my pretty dress.”

“It’s not procrastinating if you’re drinking coffee, it’s “procrastinating”.”

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“Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.”

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“Drink coffee do stupid things faster with more energy”

“Coffee in hand, big girl Panties pulled up, sparkle in my eye and a smile on my face….. yep I’d say I’m ready for the day…..bring it on!!”

“All you need is love and more coffee.”

“I’m a coffeeholic on the road to recovery just kidding I’m on the road to the coffee shop”

“A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.”

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“Coffee because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand”

“Coffee! If you’re not shaking, you need another cup.”

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“I eat salad every day. Bean salad. Coffee bean salad. …coffee. I drink coffee every day.”

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“Coffee breakfast is the most important meal of the day.”

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“I will drink you under the table”

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“Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine.”

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“Last night I wanted to drink coffee. This morning I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people!”

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“The benefits of drinking coffee wakes you up you get to use your favorits mug! It’s so yummy great for procrastinating people watching in coffee shops makes you happy hand warmer energy”

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“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee”

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“Coffee {‘kofe, ‘kafe} noun 1. An aromstic blend of sanity and productivity 2. A blood type 3. A perfect excuse to take a break.”

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“I am not responsible for anything I say before my morning coffee.”

“May your coffee kick in before reality does”

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“I just realized I am not a morning person I’m a coffee person”

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“Coffee and friends make the perfect blend”

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“Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love”

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“Life begins after coffee”

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“Whoah so that’s coffee”

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“Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.”

“This left me alone to solve the coffee problem—a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.”

“Reading in bed can be heaven, assuming you can get just the right amount of light on the page and aren’t prone to spilling your coffee or cognac on the sheets.”

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