Explore “Funny Love Messages for Her or Him for When You’re Apart” to find the ideal way to keep your relationship lively and filled with joy. Let these messages serve as a reminder that distance is just a test of how far love can travel and that a good laugh can bring you closer together, no matter how far apart you are.
This collection includes a variety of playful and humorous messages tailored for both him and her. From clever puns and silly jokes to sweet and cheeky lines, you’ll find the perfect words to brighten your partner’s day. These messages show that even in moments of separation, your love remains strong, vibrant, and full of fun.
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Funny Love Messages
You’re sweeter than a donut dipped in honey, and I’m addicted.
You’re the reason I wake up with a goofy smile on my face.
You make my heart do summer salt.
I don’t play chess, but you’re definitely my queen.
Sometimes, I look at you and can’t believe how lucky I am to have you as my girlfriend. Other times I look at you, and I wonder how the hell you ended up with a guy like me.
No matter what economists might say, you have no substitute. You’re my one and only.
I love you like a squirrel loves nuts. So, let’s go nuts together!
You’re the missing puzzle piece that completes my heart… and my jigsaw puzzle.
I know that being with you is challenging, but it is not impossible, and you should applaud me for taking this chance regardless of the outcome. Even so, I believe that you are the only one for me. As always, my love for you grows.
I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. Lucky me!
Every time I look at my fingers, I recall that even Saturn has its own ring. It makes me anticipate our marriage and gets me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
My love for you is like pi – never-ending and irrational, but always delicious.
Being with you is like a never-ending comedy show, with all the laughs and the occasional snorts.
Although I don’t understand much about comedy, I confess that you make me giggle like a six-year-old.
Your love is like a good joke – it always leaves me craving for more.
I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!
I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying something.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
My heart to you is given and do give yours to me; we’ll lock them up together and throw away the key.
You put the “hot” in Hotline Bling and the “happy” in my heart.
You’re like a Bunsen burner. You melt the metals of my heart.
You’re the only fish in the sea for me, and I’m hooked.
You stole my heart, but I’ll let it slide because I love you.
My love for you is like a fart – silent, deadly, and always around.
I hope these messages make you smile as much as you make me smile.
If you were asked to make one wish today what it would be? Mine would be that our love lasts until I see an orange in an apple tree. I love you!
When I’m with you, time flies like a banana in a spaceship.
You’re my favorite notification to receive, and I’ve got unlimited data for you.
I want to acquire you the way Facebook acquired Instagram. I love you!
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and the caffeine to my mornings.
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
I lied to you once. I told you I’d love you forever, but then I realized I couldn’t live that long.
You’re the reason I smile every day, even when my coffee spills.
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
I’m no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together forever.
Sometimes, I can’t help but wonder what life would be like if we had never met. And then I think, probably pretty dull and not nearly as funny. I love you more than video games and junk food combined. I love you!!!
You keep me sane, and that’s not an easy task.
I know staring at people for too long is considered rude. So, I wanted to ask for your permission.
Honey, I love you so much that I can’t even put it into words. You always make me laugh and brighten up my day. I don’t know what I would do without you. You’re the Laughter and light of my home
You’re like a ray of sunshine, except less blinding and more fun to be around.
It’s nice to have someone who’s there for you to share the chocolates. What if I hadn’t met you?
True love is like a pillow, You can hug it when you’re in trouble, You can cry on it when you’re in pain, You can embrace it when you’re happy, So when you need true love, Buy a pillow!
Two bodies one feeling, two minds one thought, two lips one kiss, two hearts one love.
I don’t know much about chess, but I think you’re my knight.
Wait a minute. Why did it take you so long to enter my life? I’m angry.
I love you so much; even your farts smell amazing to me 😉 You’re my favorite person in the world, and I love you with all my heart.
Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend
You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… sorry, where’s my puzzle again?
My love for you is like a fart, it may be silent, but it always brings a smile to my face.
If you were cheese, I would be a mouse so I can nibble you bit by bit. If you were milk, I would be a cat so I can drink you sip by sip. But if you were a mouse, I would still be a cat so I can devour you piece by piece. I love you.
You’re the reason why chocolates melt in my mouth and not in my hand.
Thanks for being the comedian in my life. I can’t stop laughing with you, my love!
Life with you is like a comedy show, and I’m the greatest fan of yours.
Don’t be sad when you see your ex-girlfriend flirting with someone else. Come on dear, Learn to donate your old toys to poor kids That’s called ATTITUDE!
I couldn’t imagine my life without your silly jokes and goofy smiles. Love you to the moon and back!
You make me laugh even when I’m in the foulest mood. Love you, my hilarious hubby!
Every day with you feels like a stand-up comedy act. You’re the funniest person I know!
With you, there’s no shortage of laughter in my life. You’re the funniest husband in the world!
Being married to you is like having a non-stop comedy show. Thanks for making me giggle always!
Way to impress a girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care for her, obey her, sacrifice for her. How to impress a boyfriend? Just smile once…
If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.
You tickle my funny bone like no one else can. Thanks for bringing so much laughter into my life!
You’re the avocado to my toast, the bacon to my eggs, and the cheese to my macaroni.
Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
Your smile is the eighth wonder of the world, and I’m your biggest fan.
You make my heart skip more beats than a badly programmed music player.
Funny Love Messages For Girlfriend
You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
You are my favorite distraction.
I wish love is like a baby shampoo it has, “No more tears formula.”
If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!
You’ve stolen a pizza of my heart, and I don’t want it back.
I sent an Angel to watch over you while you were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why the Angel said Angels don’t watch over an Angel!
Do you have a band-aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken!
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter, so let’s make them brother and sister.
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart because that’s where you are!
You’re my sunshine on a cloudy day.
