38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day

Short Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day “Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off and do anything to make it happen.” Funny Motivational Quotes “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” – Douglas Adams

Amazingly Funny Inspirational Quotes “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas-covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” – Douglas Adams

Funny Inspirational Quotes “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” Cassandra Duffy

#1. “There’s no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 001

#2. “God has no phone, but I talk to him. He has no facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a twitter, but I still follow him”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 002

#3. “Don’t take life so seriously no one gets out alive so chill the fuck out laugh lots kiss often smile at strangers love whole heartedly and always choose happiness!!”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 003

#4. “Life has a funny way of working out just when you start to believe it never will.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 004

#5. “Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. -Frank tyger”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 005

#6. “Behind you, all your memories. Before you, all your dreams. Round you all who love you. Within you, all you need.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 006

Contents

Funny Inspirational Quotes

7. “10 Things that require zero talent are being on time making an effort being high energy having a positive attitude being passionate using good body language being coachable doing a little extra being prepared to have a strong work ethic.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 007

#8. “Whoever is trying to bring you down, is already below you.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 008

#9. “In73llig3nc3 15 7h3 4bil17y 70 4d4p7 70 ch4ng3. -573Ph3n hawking”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 009

#10. “The secret of change is to focus d all of your energy, not on fighting the gold, but on building d the new. -Socrates”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 010

#11. “Sometimes I just look up, smile and say, “I know that was you. Thank you.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 011

#12. “The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. Socrates”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 012

#13. “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. Ralph waldo emerson”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 013

#14. “In my defense I was left unsupervised.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 014

Short Inspirational Quotes About Funny

15. “Avoid people who intentionally and repeatedly do and say things that they know upset you. Avoid people who expect you to prioritize them but refuse to prioritize you. Avoid people who can’t and won’t apologize sincerely. Avoid. Avoid.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 015

#16. “If you wait long enough to make dinner everyone will just eat cereal it’s science.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 016

#17. “Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, 11 but gets you nowhere.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 017

#18. “Some days, I can conquer the world. Other days, it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 018

#19. “Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, ‘i will try again tomorrow’.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 019

#20. “Intelligence is like underwear: it is important to have it, but not necessary that you show it off.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 020

#21. “Parenting is a lot like folding a fitted sheet, no one really knows how the hell to do it.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 021

Amazingly Funny Inspirational Quotes

22. “Doing nothing often leads to the very best of something. Winnie the pooh”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 022

#23. “Speak to your children as if they are the wisest, kindest, most beautiful, and magical humans on earth, for what they believe is what they’ll become. -Brooke Hampton”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 023

#24. “I wonder if eric clapton really thought she looked wonderful, or if it was the 20th outfit she had tried on, and he just wanted to get to the party…”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 024

#25. “Success is not final, failure is not fatal; it is the courage to continue that counts. – Winston churchill”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 025

#26. “There’s just something beautiful about walking in snow that nobody else has walked on. Carol rifka brunt”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 026

#27. “Smile and let everyone know that today, you are a lot stronger than you were yesterday.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 027

#28. “Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. -Henry ford”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 028

#29. “Stop telling people more than they need to know”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 029

#30. “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Jack sparrow, pirates of the caribbean”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 030

Funny Motivational Quotes

31. “Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 031

#32. “15 Top letterboard quotes
1. Be a pineapple stand tall wear a crown and be sweet on the inside
2. I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
3. Don’t be so hard on yourself the mom in e.t. Had an alien living in her house for days and didn’t notice
4. The worst part of dieting is realizing this is just how should be eating all the time
5. How wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 032

#33. “I think it’s time to be happy again.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 033

#34. “I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I can’t stick my head that far up my ass.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 034

#35. “Not every person is going to understand you and that’s okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it. -Joel osteen”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 035

#36. “Kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything and have no regrets”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 036

#37. “The prettiest smile hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 037

#38. “I’d like to thank: my middle finger for always being there, sticking up for me all those times when I needed it most.”

38 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day 038

Short funny quotes” If you are a student you should always get a good night to sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’.” – Lemony Snicket

Best Life love sayings “Never ignore a person who loves you, care for you and misses you… Because one day, you might wake up and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.

“Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.” Robert Brault

Leave a Reply