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1. “Tits! Am I right?”
2. “When a student makes a joke in September: HaHa, that’s a good one. Vs When a student makes a joke in June: Say that again. I dare you.”
3. “I need to go pee but the Disney Channel doesn’t have commercials…”
4. “I was this close to getting her number and then I spit up the peas from lunch”
5. “Parents preparing for the new school year I have no idea what’s going on”
6. “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. Stop it, that is science! The female body is amazing. Did you know that the human vagina, besides being able to repel rape sperm, can also be used as a wi-fi hotspot? And, from what I understand can detect radon and carbon monoxide; Can convert standard DVDs to Blu-ray; And, if you are in a car chase… Can shoot out tacks or an oil slick to throw off your pursuers. “The vagina! The more you know.”
7. “My raisin bran had too many raising in it this morning”
8. “I shit you not the airplane was coming right for my mouth”
9. “So the cat shredded the drapes? I think we have probable claws.”
10. “Then this chick gives me her keys holy shit, man. Those things are amazing. I couldn’t stop jingling those bastards.”
11. “ar.gu.ment /noun/ : A discussion that occurs when you‘re right, and continues until he realizes it.”
12. “And then she put her hands over her eyes and she was gone again”
13. “Have to take a shit at work but the cleaning lady is in the bathroom”
14. “White girl problems”
15. “Has already seen the movie quotes lines right before they happen”
16. “I need to go to work but it’s so warm in here”
17. “If eve doomed the human race for an apple what would she do for a Klondike bar?”
18. “Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper “You can see me?”
19. “I don’t have enough dip for my chips. But if I open another container, I won’t have enough chips for my dip.”
20. “Tells us we are behind lectures for an hour about not studying”
21. “What if payphones are disappearing to make it harder to escape from the matrix”
22. “I’m just, I’m just saying that bitch Dora. I’d explore her”
23. “Dude, you’re not driving home gimme your training wheels”
24. “Blonde jokes /noun/ : Jokes short enough for men to understand.”
25. “I went into the bathroom with my socks on and the floor was wet now my socks are wet…”
26. “I had shit all the way up my back. True story”
27. “cant.aloupe /noun/ : Gotta get married in a church.”
28. “eve.ning /noun/ : The first Chinese woman god created.”
29. “Grocery list /noun/: What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.”
30. “The guys nowhere to be found then I hear “Peek-a-boo”, And, no shit, there he is again”
31. “How can you tell if it’s a good boobie? Pinch it like this”
32. “Alright, one more round. You’ll need to burp me first.”
33. “The tag on my new shirt is really bugging me.”
34. “My treadmill is broken so I have to run outside.”
35. “bac.teria /noun/ : The back door of a cafeteria.”
36. “Diet soda / noun/ : A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M & Ms.”
37. “Rub a dub dub took a shit in the tub”
38. “Oh, you have an expensive camera? You must be a professional photographer.”
39. “He must be famous he has so many fans”
40. “Hey tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up.”
41. “Spiders are assholes… When you crawl on my ceiling, upside down, above my head, you are an asshole.”
42. “I had the right to remain silent… But I didn’t have the ability.”
43. “I have two ice cream cones but I only need one”
44. “I’m still sober, listen: “Acdbef three””
It’s lunchtime and there really isn’t a better time for some Funny Dirty memes to keep your mind dirty with some hilarious fun, after all, we at lowly always say there is no greater mind than a dirty one so let’s get the ball rolling.
