These funny memes are not just any funny memes, they are THE FUNNIEST MEMES OF ALL TIME. They’re dank, hilarious and wildly popular. How do we know these funny memes are the funniest? You told us. They are the most liked, viewed, shared, upvoted, and retweeted funny memes.
Hilarious Memes Can’t Stop Laughing “What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Best funny quotes “Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.”
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“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” — Robin Williams
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” — Tina Fey, Bossypants
“I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?’ You know, who knows?” — Oscar Nunez
“You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.” — Joan Rivers
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” — Albert Einstein
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.” — Betty White
“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” — Ellen DeGeneres
“The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” — Claire Belcher (Olivia Dukakis), Steel Magnolias
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” — George Burns
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx
“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” — Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” — Ellen DeGeneres
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” — Graham Norton
“Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.” — Dorothy Parker
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” — Anonymous
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’” — Steven Wright
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” — Jack Handey
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” — Mitch Hedberg
“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” — Sir Norman Wisdom
Here are the best funny memes of all time, plus the history of how they began. If you’re going to waste your time on the Internet, make it fun!
