Funny Christmas messages · Yule always be my favorite. · Yay! · Whoever said ‘all is calm’ has never been to our house around Christmas. “Merry Christmas! I’d say you’re on Santa’s nice list, but let’s not kid ourselves.” Funny Christmas Wishes.
Funny Christmas Quotes and Messages
1. Good luck with wishing people unrealistic things from someone who doesn’t even exist. Have a great Christmas this year!
2. May your Christmas be merry, bright, and filled with as much love as I have for your holiday snacking habits!
3. Santa said you’ve been a great one this year. So, he will be giving you free vouchers to clean the house and find random things.
4. Merry Christmas! Here’s hoping you find all the joy you bring me—plus a few extra hugs to get you through the season.
5. The most beautiful part about Christmas is that it’s the last day of all the stress.
6. It seems that the Christmas season keeps getting earlier each year. If it gets any earlier, Halloween is going to feel offended.
7. Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!
8. I don’t think I need any gifts this Christmas because I have the biggest present and that is you my love. Warm wishes to the loveliest and cutest man I know… Merry Christmas.
9. Do you know why this Christmas card is so wonderful? Because it isn’t an email and it isn’t a text.
10. May your fun be large and bills be small this year. Merry Christmas!
11. May your Christmas be as fat, happy, and plentiful as Santa’s! Merry Christmas!
12. Here’s to a Christmas where the only thing louder than our laughter is the battle over the TV remote.
13. You’re the best Christmas present, but do you come with a gift receipt?
14. My wish this Christmas is to get that special one in my life. Santa said that he will give me the gift. So at night when Santa comes, he will wrap you up and bring it to me. Have a joyous Christmas.
15. Wishing you a holiday season where all your gifts are perfect—just like your choice in a partner!
16. Happy Christmas! Yule always be my favourite.
17. Wishing you a holiday season where the only “work” involves dodging awkward holiday photos.
18. Good luck selecting the perfect tree. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
19. Please note: Christmas is cancelled! Apparently YOU told Santa that you’ve been GOOD this year… he died laughing!
20. I know you are feeling grinchy, but I wish your Christmas to be merry! Best wishes to you!
21. I hope Christmas finds you in good spirits! And by spirits, I do mean alcohol.
