Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes and Messages. We’ve put together a selection of funny Christmas wishes to bring a smile to people’s faces and save you from having to think of something yourself.
Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes and Messages
1. Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas!
2. Worrying about what to do this Christmas season. Just sit down and enjoy the Merry part!
3. You know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I. Got. Fat!
4. Wishing you a Christmas as bright and hilarious as your sense of humor. May the holiday season be filled with laughter, joy, and plenty of ‘punny’ moments. Merry Christmas!
5. May your holiday season be free from awkward family photos and full of laughter and joy. After all, laughter is the best gift you can give or receive. Merry Christmas, my funny friend!
6. Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks? Because they are Santa’s star-bucks!
7. I don’t usually write Christmas cards, but when I do, I usually write the same thing in all of them. Happy Christmas!
8. Here’s to a Christmas so merry and bright, it’ll take you a whole month to take down all the decorations!
9. Happy Holidays! May the magic of Christmas still be with you when you open your next credit card bill.
10. I’m trying something new this Christmas. I’m going to wrap myself up and sleep under the Christmas tree, so you’ll finally understand what a gift I am to you.
11. Merry Christmas! May Santa fill your stocking with winning lottery tickets! Hope you holiday season is a winner!
12. Merry Christmas! May the lines at the stores you shop at be short, and may your patience be long this holiday season!
13. The holidays are a time to keep your spirit light and your smile bright. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
14. Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.
15. My Christmas wish for you this year is simple: with all you are going to consume over the holidays, I hope your digestive system can handle it like a champ.
16. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! It’s that time of the year again, so prepare for forced family time!
17. Here’s to a Christmas where no one asks when we’re getting married, having kids, or moving out!
18. Wishing you a Christmas that’s as warm and cozy as your side of the bed—where I’ll probably be stealing blankets!
19. Santa told me you are on the good list this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Just kidding! Have a wonderful Christmas!
20. I’d like to say that all I want for Christmas is you, but I’d also like a new credit card! Merry Christmas, sweetheart!
21. Mentally: I am totally ready for Christmas. Financially? I’ll never be ready.
