These funny coffee quotes and short sayings will have you laughing while you reach for another cup. They are a must on Sunday, Monday or any day of the week. That’s why we’re here with coffee quotes that are not meant to talk you out of your, erm, habit, but to celebrate it. You just need a little more encouragement to make it through the day, try these quotes to cure your case of Mondays or good morning quotes to get your day off on the right foot. And if maybe, just maybe, you’ve over-caffeinated and can’t get to sleep, try our good-night quotes for a more peaceful slumber.
- Decaf coffee only
works if you throw
it at people.
I DON’T DRINK COFFEE
TO WAKE UPI WAKE UP
TO DRINK COFFEE
- Of course
size matters.
Nobody
wants a
small cup of
coffee.
- Nothing hits quite as nicely as
that first cup of coffee in the
morning.
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Coffee lovers, rejoice!
These funny coffee quotes will make you
chuckle—whether you take your coffee black, with
cream and sugar, or decaf.
- “I
can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop
drinking the coffee, I stop doing the
standing, and the walking, and the words-putting-into-sentences
doing.” - We want to do a lot
of stuff; we’re not in great shape.
We didn’t get a good night’s sleep.
We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all
these problems in one delightful little cup.
– Jerry Seinfeld - “If this is coffee,
please bring me some tea; but if
this is tea, please bring me some
coffee.”
Quotes and Sayings fun
- “It is
inhumane, in my opinion, to force people
who have a genuine medical need for
coffee to wait in line behind people
who apparently view it as some kind
of recreational activity.” - “We want to do
a lot of stuff. We’re not in
great shape. We didn’t get a good
night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee
solves all these problems in one delightful
little cup.” - It is inhumane, in my
opinion, to force people who have a
genuine medical need for coffee to wait
in line behind people who apparently view
it as some kind of recreational activity.
– Dave Barry - “I like coffee because
it gives me the illusion that I
might be awake.”
Your Day fun
- “I love how
coffee fixes everything. Tired? Drink some coffee,
headache? Drink coffee, cold? Drink coffee, someone
makes you angry? But them in the
head with the cup!” - “I think the
key to the start of any good
relationship is to remember how the other
person likes their coffee.”
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“I love
the smell of freshly brewed coffee in
the morning. And I love the sound
of no one talking to me while
I drink it.”
“Coffee! The most important meal of the
day”
“Some girls just want to have fun.
I just want to have coffee.”
“Be strong” I whisper to my coffee.”
“Procaffeinating (n) the tendency not to start
anything until you’ve had a cup of
coffee.”
“To do good work one must eat
well, be well housed, have one’s fling
from time to time, smoke one’s pipe,
and drink one’s coffee in peace.”
Monday
coffee quotes
“What goes best with a cup of
coffee? Another cup.”
“I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy
drinking my Baileys straight, but I’ll get
used to it. It’ll still be the
best part of waking up.”
“The problem with coffee is trying to
make it when you haven’t had any
yet”
“The powers of a man’s mind are
directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee
he drinks.”
“Warning: Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations
of productivity”
Inspirational coffee quotes
“I haven’t had my coffee yet today,
so… please don’t make me kill you,
it will mess up my pretty dress.”
“It’s not procrastinating if you’re drinking coffee,
it’s “procrastinating”.”
Coffee – The most important meal of
the day.
“Friends bring happiness into your life. Best
friends bring coffee.”
Coffee love quotes for him
“Drink coffee do stupid things faster with
more energy”
“Coffee in hand, big girl Panties pulled
up, sparkle in my eye and a
smile on my face….. yep I’d say
I’m ready for the day…..bring it on!!”
“All you need is love and more
coffee.”
“I’m a coffeeholic on the road to
recovery just kidding I’m on the road
to the coffee shop”
“A coffee a day keeps the grumpy
away.”
Motivational quotes about coffee and friends
“Coffee because I can count the number
of hours I slept last night on
one hand”
“Coffee! If you’re not shaking, you need
another cup.”
and Adventure Quotes
“I eat salad every day. Bean salad.
Coffee bean salad. …coffee. I drink coffee
every day.”
“Coffee breakfast is the most important meal
of the day.”
“I will drink you under the table”
and happiness quotes
“Any friend of coffee is a friend
of mine.”
and peace Quotes
“Last night I wanted to drink coffee.
This morning I am drinking coffee. Follow
your dreams, people!”
“The benefits of drinking coffee wakes you
up you get to use your favorits
mug! It’s so yummy great for procrastinating
people watching in coffee shops makes you
happy hand warmer energy”
Coffee humor quotes
“Behind every successful person is a substantial
amount of coffee”
Coffee success quotes
“Coffee {‘kofe, ‘kafe} noun 1. An aromstic
blend of sanity and productivity 2. A
blood type 3. A perfect excuse to
take a break.”
“I am not responsible for anything I
say before my morning coffee.”
“May your coffee kick in before reality
does”
“I just realized I am not a
morning person I’m a coffee person”
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Coffee and peace Quotes
“Coffee and friends make the perfect blend”
“Black as the devil, hot as hell,
pure as an angel, sweet as love”
“Life begins after coffee”
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“Whoah so that’s coffee”
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Good morning coffee quotes
Coffee love Quotes
“Love is in the air, and it
smells like coffee.”
“This left me alone to solve the
coffee problem—a sort of catch-22, as in
order to think straight I need caffeine,
and in order to make that happen
I need to think straight.”
“Reading in bed can be heaven, assuming
you can get just the right amount
of light on the page and aren’t
prone to spilling your coffee or cognac
on the sheets.”
Coffee…
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