Celebrate someone’s day of birth with Funny Old Man birthday cards & greeting cards from Zazzle! Perfect for friends & family to wish them a happy birthday. “Happy birthday, old man! It looks like you’ve already passed the peak of your life, which means only one thing: it’s all downhill from here!
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Happy Birthday Old Man
1. Happy birthday my old friend. The years fly by, but you always remain the same. I wish you many more years to be as energetic and smiling.
2. Never stop having fun, never stop loving, and never stop dreaming. Happy Birthday!
3. Happy Birthday to a guy who still turns heads wherever he goes. After all, it’s not often you see someone as old as you walking around.
4. I wish you many more years to think how every year you get older
5. Happy birthday! It’s wonderful to think about the fun times we had together and on this special day for you, I wish to relive them at least once more.
6. Happy Birthday, old guy! I’d tease you about your age, but I’m afraid you might hit me with your cane.
7. Before I congratulate you on your birthday, I would like to thank you most sincerely for all the care you have taken of me over the past years. Thanks to you I had a wonderful childhood. Be blessed and have a great birthday!
8. Happy birthday! I want you to know that I will always be there for you and you can count on me at any moment. Thank you for everything!
9. The body may age, but remember that the mind doesn’t have to! Have a happy, happy birthday old man. May God’s graces follow your every step.
10. I am grateful to you for everything you have done for me. You are a great teacher and I will always take the lessons you taught me with me. Have an amazing birthday!
11. We think that every day passes in the same way, but when we look back we see that actually many things have changed. So enjoy the little things in life and the things you think don’t matter. Happy birthday!
12. God must have loved you so much for you to be so radiant even at your age! Happy birthday old man – you stay awesome!
13. Happy birthday old friend. I wish you to never lose the will to live and remember that the best wine is the old one.
14. Your age sure didn’t make you forget about your birthday, isn’t it? Happy 60th birthday old man, I hope that you’ll grow healthy and old for many years more!
15. Hey old man, hope you have a great birthday full of all your favorite activities… like feeding ducks at the park, playing bingo, watching the weather channel, and shaking your fist at teenagers.
16. Better to be an old fart than a dumb ass. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Old Man Wishes
17. Happy Birthday, you old goat. I was thinking about getting you something age-appropriate for your birthday, but I can’t find any stores that sell monocles or top hats.
18. Happy birthday old man! May God bless you with good health and really young and youthful joints this year – you sure sound like you’re going to need it!
19. I wish you to celebrate this birthday like your first (no, not with diapers ) – with lots of love from all your loved ones.
20. I wish you days filled with peace, walks, and interesting activities. Now is the time to enjoy the little things in life.
21. Happy Birthday! My childhood would never be the same without you. Stay healthy and never stop following your dreams.
22. Happy birthday! You may be old now, but your age brought you plenty of wisdom to share and many more stories to tell. We thank God for having you with us on your special day!
23. Happy Birthday, Papa! You’re such a special person and someone I feel lucky to be able to call family.
24. Happy birthday old man. You’re really getting old now, aren’t you? Every year that I spend with you I have always learned something new. Stay healthy and youthful!
25. You’re at an age where you no longer give a shit. Heck, at your age, you’re happy when you can take a shit.
26. Getting older has one positive side – you get closer to retirement and freedom.
27. They always told you about what to expect once you’re old, but you can never truly prepare for it all, can you? Happy birthday old man, stay well!
28. Wishing you vitality, happy moments, and many more years to enjoy life. Remember that we will always be by your side and will help you with whatever we can.
29. When I pictured an old man’s birthday, you weren’t the image that I had in my mind. I mean, look at you! So youthful, healthy and joyful even in your late years! Happy birthday to you!
Happy Birthday Old Man Quotes
30. You know how guys get better looking with age? Yeah, that doesn’t last forever. Happy Birthday, you sexy old bastard.
31. Remember, you’re very lucky – you lived in a time without internet and TV.
32. Congratulations. You’ve reached the age when people ironically refer to you as “young man.”
33. Wishing you all the best today, Grandpa. I hope you have a lovely day filled with many wonderful emotions.
34. Happy birthday to the kindest person I know! Thank you for teaching me to be brave, never give up, and follow my dreams.
35. Happy Birthday, old fart. What’s that, you couldn’t hear me? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD FART!
36. Happy birthday to the most important man in my life! You are the man who has worked his whole life to make me who I am today. I owe you my life!
37. Happy Birthday, Grandpa. Sending you lots of love, and hugs, and hope to see you again soon. May today be filled with only wonderful moments for you.
38. Happy Birthday, old fart. Hope your birthday doesn’t stink.
39. You’re so old, you went to grade school with Cthulhu. Happy Birthday, Old One.
40. Happy Birthday, old man. Hope you have an exciting birthday celebration… followed by a nice, long nap.
41. Relax, old man. You survived disco. You can survive another birthday.
42. Happy Birthday, old man. Now might be a good time to stop acting your age.
43. Happy birthday old man! May your knees stop hurting, your back and neck stop cracking, and you finally stop your yakking and visit the doctor for some actual help!
Happy Birthday Old Man Messages
44. Welcome to the curmudgeonly years, you crusty old bastard you.
45. Don’t worry, one day I’ll be your age too
46. I wish you more movement and less television.
47. The joy of celebrating a birthday when you’re old is that you have so many loved ones around you always. Happy birthday old man!
48. Happy Birthday to a guy who looks young for his age. Of course, your age is really getting up there, so I’m not sure that’s much of a compliment.
49. Happy birthday to the bravest man I know. Your life deserves to be described in a book and everyone should read it. So much can be learned from you. Be healthy and blessed!
50. You know what an old fart is? It’s when you say you’re
51. and it doesn’t pass the smell test.
52. You may be old, but that doesn’t mean that your birthday celebrations can’t be awesome anymore! Happy birthday to you and enjoy the celebration that we’re gonna have for you!
