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Story of my life

Monday- Ughhh it’s Monday
Tuesday- Well at least its Tuesday.
Wednesday- Wow, its already
wednesday
Thursday- Hey, tomorrow’s Friday!
Friday- 😀 YES WEEKEND!
Saturday- -PARTY-
Sunday- CRAP tomorrow’s MONDAY

There was a safety
meeting in work today.
They asked me, ‘what
steps would you take in
the event of a fire?’
‘freaking big ones’ was
the wrong answer.

Funny Minions Quotes

These funny Minion quotes and lines are some of the most memorable moments from the movie. The Minions movie is all about the lovable, mischievous yellow creatures from the Despicable Me films. Now in their own movie, the minions are making us laugh with funny quotes and hilarious lines. Here are the best funny minion quotes that will charm and delight you ever! Despicable me funny, minion humor, minion top, hilarious, funny Thursday quotes.

1. “The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it just means I appreciate what I have and what god has blessed me with.”

2. “Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap..”

3. “ “Did you just fall?” “Noo. I attacked the floor.””

4. “The awkward moment when you’ve already said ‘What?’ 3 times and still have no idea what the other person said, so you just agree!”

5. “My room is not messy, it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.”

6. “Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don’t.”

7. “I will cut people out of my life with no hesitation, no explanation, and no warning if they do phony shit, or I feel they can’t be trusted. I’m getting too old to be hanging out with people who don’t understand the concept of loyalty…”

8. “My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all… And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.”

9. “Wake up with a bounce it’s Friday!!!”

10. “Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere that somewhere in this world there is an idiot pulling a door that says “Push”.”

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11. “Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday”

12. “My room is not a mess. It’s an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.”

13. “If you fart loudly in public, just yell, “Jet power!” and start walking faster.”

14. “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.”

15. “Being normal?! I just can’t imagine how awful that must be!”

16. “People who make me laugh until I’m physically in pain are my favorite kind of people.”

17. “Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?”

18. “What does your last name say about you?”

19. “Me during exams: A, B, C, or D? “Well I haven’t had A B for like 4 question so I will choose that”.”

20. “Chocolate come from cocoa, which comes form a tree, that makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The end.”

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21. “My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells continue to die. But my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life.”

22. “I spent 5 minutes starting at this”

23. “1% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger.”

24. “Disturbs you is the person who”

25. “Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.”

26. “Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally, I think if you can hear them whining you’re not pressing hard enough on the pillow!”

27. “Men look at a woman’s behind and go “Wow! What an ass! Woman look at a man’s face and think the same.”

28. “If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty if you see me laughing it’s because I’ve already done it!”

29. “Waking up before 7 am should be illegal.”

30. “What do horses say when they fall? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.”

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31. “Friends? Hey friends? Where are my friends? Oh right – social distancing!!”

32. “When cleaning my room: 1% cleaning. 30% complaining. 69% playing with stuffs I just found.”

33. “I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem.”

34. “God is like oxygen. You can’t see him, but you can’t live without him.”

35. “A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out of jail. Your best friend sits next to you and says ‘wasn’t that fun?’”

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“Worry is most often a prideful way of thinking that you have more control over life and its circumstances than you actually do.” — June Hunt

“Life itself is the proper binge.” — Julia Child

“Sometimes, I feel the fear of, uncertainty stinging clear. And I can’t help but ask myself how much I’ll let the fear take the wheel and steer.” — Incubus

“…Human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but…life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.” — Gabriel García Márquez

“If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.” — Dolly Parton

“It is not that one is good; one is happy.” — Xavier Forneret

“Now, comrades, what is the nature of this life of ours? Let us face it: our lives are miserable, laborious, and short.” — George Orwell

“There is always something to upset the most careful of human calculations.” — Saikaku

“Life is not a race to restore a past situation. Nor does one have to hurry to meet the future. Seeing how things change is what makes life interesting.” — Robin Hobb

“I’m watching a dream I’ll never wake up from. -Spike Speigel” — Keiko Nobumoto

“We lead our lives like water flowing down a hill, going more or less in one direction until we splash into something that forces us to find a new course.” — Arthur Golden

“These woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep.” — Robert Frost

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