Christmas Jokes to Help You Spread Holiday Cheer – Jokes of the Day
Here are some Christmas jokes to bring some holiday cheer and laughter:
- Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
- ♥ He was picking his nose!
- What do you call an elf who sings?
- ♥ A wrapper!
- Why did Santa go to music school?
- ♥ To improve his wrapping skills!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
- ♥ Frostbite!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
- ♥ An abdominal snowman!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- ♥ Frostbite!
1. What did Santa say at the start of the race?
♥ Ready, set, ho ho ho!
2. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
♥ They always drop their needles.
3. What’s an elf’s favorite sport?
♥ North Pole-vaulting.
4. Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in history.
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
♥ The abdominal snowman.
6. Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
♥ Because it makes a good stocking filler.
7. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
♥ He refers to his calen-deer.
8. What do you call a greedy elf?
♥ Elfish.
9. What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
♥ Snow.
10. What kind of photos do elves take?
♥ Elf-ies.
11. What is it called when Santa takes a break?
♥ A Santa pause.
12. What did one Christmas tree say to another?
♥ Lighten up!
13. What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy?
♥ Jolly Ranchers.
14. What do elves do after school?
♥ Their gnome work.
15. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
♥ Frosted Flakes.
16. Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas?
♥ He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.