Funny Memes Pictures For You to laugh (36 Pics) to Get You Through the Week. we collected the best hilarious memes with funny quotes and funny images. There was a snake in my boot! Or your spouse or best friend. It can teach….math? It’s beautiful.
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Funny Quotes about Laugh and Hilarious Memes
“Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, and baking powder and cook for minutes.” —Anonymous
“I can’t end my messages with Love, Shaq because the B- ruined that for me.” —Meme attributed to Shaquille O’Neal
“My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.” —Halley Reed (Mia Farrow), Crimes and Misdemeanors
“Thanksgiving dinners take hours to prepare. They are consumed in minutes. Half-times take minutes. This is not a coincidence.” —Erma Bombeck
“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” —Mortimer Brewster (Cary Grant), Arsenic and Old Lace
Brian: “Look, you’ve got it all wrong. You don’t need to follow me. You don’t need to follow anybody. You’ve got to think for yourselves. You’re all individuals.” Crowd: “Yes, we’re all individuals!” Individual: “I’m not!” —Brian (Graham Chapman) and cast, Monty Python’s Life of Brian
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” —Graham Norton
“I’m not good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” —Chandler (Matthew Perry), Friends
“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” —George Carlin
“When I’m in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure and I don’t have to shake hands.” —Larry (Larry David), Curb Your Enthusiasm
“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” —Sir Norman Wisdom
Funny Memes Pictures
When you take your makeup off and he still calls you pretty.
Via Happiness
Via erdknochen
Huacachina, Ica, Peru | Via sweet0907
A drunk woman steals a ferry and yells: I’m Jack Sparrow! IT’S CAPTAIN I’m Jack Sparrow!
Hey-ho Captain Jack | Via OldSchoolCoder
Did anyone noticed that?! by chudyShibaHero
I’m about to take my autistic 5 year old son for his first train ride radys this he’s fascinated with trains.
First train ride by crusherhyaa9000
Brad : the man who likes to look like his girlfriend.
You will never unsee this Via JediMasturBates
Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction. How high are you.
My Heart! Via soumya1998
NOTE TO SELF, BATMAN:
GREEN LANTERN CAN HANDLE ANYTHING.
WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS ANYWAY?
YOU CAN’T FLY.
NO.
SUPER-STRENGTH?
NO.
HOLD ON A SECOND…
YOU’RE
NOT JUST SOME GUY IN A BAT
COSTUME, ARE YOU?
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!
Gotta like the smug look Batman has Via GermanSuplexingHorses
HEY BABE WANNA
START A CO-OP
CAMPAIGN WITH ME
Co-op Mode Via ashtonmv
IF YOU SEE ME TALKING
TO MYSELF,
DON’T BE ALARMED.
I’M GETTING EXPERT ADVICE.
YOU WILL DIE IN
ASEVEN DAYS
Three. Take it or leave it.
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When you wake up and realize you’ve
drooled all over your pillow…
hate when older people say “you’re
too young to be tired” alright Margaret
you’re too old to be alive but here we are.
How cloning Nelson Mande
could bring back Bionicle
I’M SKEPTICAL THAT YOU COULD,
YET INTRIGUED THAT YOU MAY.
MESS WITH THE HAWKO
HE’LL CUT OFF YOUR COCKO
NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR PILLS. BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?
LIFE SUCKS WHEN EVEN THE FENCE GIVES YOU THE FINGER.
GET IN COMRADE. WE HAVE TO DEFEND MOTHERLAND.
When you fart real nasty and see someone coming to talk to you Please don’t.
Beware of the Dog But beware of the cat too (he’s kinda weird).
That awkward moment when a Zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you…
BRING ME ANOTHER SMURF.
THE NEXT TIME YOU GET A CALL FROM A BLOCKED OR UNKNOWN NUMBER… Blocked ANSWER IT AND WHISPER… “IT’S DONE, BUT THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!”. THEN HANG UP. SO I TRIED IT AND THE VOICE SAID GOOD, I HAVE ANOTHER JOB FOR YOU.
So Close…..
This show has it nailed Moo lots do something really scary! an Wo could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.
This took me a lot longer than it should’ve to get… Batman: the Batmobile won’t start What’s a Tery? Check the battery.
WELL THAT’S HORRIFYING
I Has a Bucket n Noooo they be stealin’ my Bucket
A nurse reaches into her shirt pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer she thinks to herself, “great, some butthole has my pen.
“I might be in love with you.” He smiles a little. “I’m waiting until I’m sure to tell you, though.” ― Veronica Roth, Divergent
“If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.” ― Mo Willems
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“Thanks,” I muttered and added under my breath, “Douchebag.”
He laughed, deep and throaty. “Now that’s not very ladylike, Kittycat.”
I whipped around. “Don’t ever call me that,” I snapped.
“It’s better than calling someone a douchebag, isn’t it?” He pushed out the door. “This has been a stimulating visit. I’ll cherish it for a long time to come.”
Okay. That was it. “You know, you’re right. How wrong of me to call you a douchebag. Because a douchebag is too nice of a word for you,” I said, smiling sweetly. “You’re a dickhead.”
“A dickhead?” he repeated. “How charming.”
I flipped him off.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian
“I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.” ― Oscar Wilde
“I suspect he’s sweet on Sophie and doesn’t like to see her work too hard.’
Tessa was glad to hear it. She’d felt awful about her reaction to Sophie’s scar, and the thought that Sophie had a male admirer – and a handsome one like that- eased her conscience slightly. ‘Perhaps he’s in love with Agatha’, she said.
‘I hope not. I intend to marry Agatha myself. She may be a thousand years old, but she makes an incomparable jam tart. Beauty fades, but cooking is eternal.” ― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel